- Before I get completely wasted, make a fool of myself, stumble my way home and pass out, let me wish you a very happy New Year.
- My New Year’s resolution is to be a little less perfect so I can stop making everyone else look so bad.
- This coming year may you have happiness, good health, and prosperity and finally realize how awesome I really am!
- May you grow old enough that you struggle to stay up until midnight, prefer to stay home on New Year’s Eve and are unable to remember what a New Year celebration was like when you were young.
- To all of my Facebook friends, may your Facebook page be full of New Year wishes from people you barely know.
- May your New Year’s resolution be high definition? And may you be too drunk to understand that joke!
- New Year’s resolutions are a to-do list for the first week of January.
- May the New Year hurry up and come so we can finally get past this holiday season and get on with our lives!
- Happy New Year! Here’s hoping that we can stay up later than 9 o’clock.
- My New Year’s resolution is to stop pretending that you don’t annoy me so much.
Pacific dental group wish everyone happy new year, lets bring all our positive energies to 2018 together.
